totes malotes, dawg
yall as counselors: pls do not be sad friend!!! the stars love you and want to kiss your flesh which is made of sunlight and small bugs!! uwu

rumpelstiltskln:

You know his name is Chuck Cheese and it bothers me

but then what does the E stand for

a soulful apology

To my 10k followers, ayyy shit guys 300 of you left whoops my b

Sorry for being so inactive lately. I’ve been busy with college applications which is why I haven’t been around for eight-ish weeks. I’ll try to post more and seriously— feel free to talk to me about anything.

Pip pip da doodly doo,
-rick-sanchez / eridick-amporna

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

tramampoline:

(via Paradox Space)

ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

THIS GIVES MEANING AND PURPOSE TO MY MISERABLE LIFE

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

fagmobs:

g*y

fagmobs:

g*y

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

gitsie007:

evilqueen460:

triplefuckingnope:

jossmayfair:

I’ve staring at this for at least 10 min … Should go back to reading …

i’ve lost my entire evening to staring at this man.
i regret nothing. i mean, c’mon…you can totally see it when he pulls his waistband higher. it would be a crime NOT to stare.

I…..I….I…. Can’t stop looking.

Ow, my virgin eyes..

gitsie007:

evilqueen460:

triplefuckingnope:

jossmayfair:

I’ve staring at this for at least 10 min … Should go back to reading …

i’ve lost my entire evening to staring at this man.

i regret nothing. i mean, c’mon…you can totally see it when he pulls his waistband higher. it would be a crime NOT to stare.

I…..I….I…. Can’t stop looking.

Ow, my virgin eyes..

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

kenziechay:

kaeandlucy:

Ellen Page comes out -  HRCF’S Time to Thrive Conference 

Such amazing words.

This is absolutely beautiful.

guiltyhipster:

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church