Can we just take a gander at my mom’s imagination for a sec?
the moment she said she was an aquarius i knew
Poor guy is trying to grow tiny hands.
those hands are PERFECT
captcha knows whats up
I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY
Those clothes will make you look ripped
cutting edge fashion
Escape from the Spirit World: Avatar Yangchen (x)
shrek brings happiness and love to those who believe
Hannibal Buress Teaches a Valuable Lesson About Bike Security (x)
I killed that dance at the end of this.
Friend just had baby goats, and he got sweaters for them
Fact: Just being around a pansexual can increase someone’s cuteness exponentially, as pansexuals radiate cuteness everywhere they go.
guess that rules me out as being pan because I am not cute
Fact: If you are pansexual, you ARE cute. Pansexual Government has declared that every pansexual is “a lil cutie” and “deserves love every day”. While all human beings are in some way cute, this is amplified for pansexuals.
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DOGGY
i really love a man in a (plug)suit
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
when you meet someone cool
when that person thinks you’re cool
when you become cool friends with that person
when you do cool stuff together
this makes me anxious
THIS MAKES ME ANGRY